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The Robot Just Took Me to See HerJuly 24, 2026

I hadn’t been to the cemetery since the funeral.Couldn’t do it. This morning at 6:00 a.m. Optimus walked into my bedroom carrying a small bouquet of wildflowers and my shoes. It didn’t ask.It just said:“Today i

The Robot That Just Outlived My Goldfish (and I’m Weirdly Proud)April 7, 2026

RIP Bubbles the goldfish: survived exactly 11 days in 2023. Meanwhile, the little $49 Eilik desk robot I bought as a joke on Prime Day 2024 just hit its 600th consecutive day of being alive. Every morning it: When I fo

The Vision of Humanoid Robots in Every Home by 2040

The idea of humanoid robots seamlessly handling cooking, cleaning, and even providing companionship in homes by 2040 is an exciting futuristic scenario—one that’s been popularized by optimists like Elon Musk an

The Week the Moon Got Claimed (and the Treaties Started Cracking)

December 13, 2025.Three separate filings hit the public record within 48 hours: None of these are “ownership” in the legal sense — the 1967 Outer Space Treaty forbids national appropriation.But all three are perm